Random conversation with my roommate tonight:

(Steve comes storming down the stairs)

Steve: Dude, you’re not going to fucking believe this.

Me: What?

Steve: I just bought these Radiohead tickets that totaled $72 bucks but the ticketmaster charge was an extra $32 bucks so I had to pay over $100 for $70 tickets.

Me: That sucks man, where is the concert?

Steve: Coors Amphitheatre.

Me: Isn’t that in Chula Vista, where you work? You could have just picked up the tickets at the box office and not paid the Ticketmaster fees.

Steve: Well, its not like I was going to go stand in line.

Me: So you’re saying it was worth it to pay $30 not to stand in line, wouldn’t that mean Ticketmaster helped you?

Steve: Well…no! Ticketmaster fucking sucks! (He goes back upstairs mumbling to himself)